Just Delightful.

After class, my professor approached me and said, "Josie, do you have a few minutes? 

Can I talk to you privately in my office?"

I'm thinking it will be like this: 

"Josie, I've been talking with the rest of the faculty about you. You are late everyday for my class. You run up the hill minutes after you've woken up and disturb my class when you come in.  Many times you ask your classmates for a paper and pen to take notes. And you missed an assignment. 

What are you going to do about this?"

What she actually said: 

"Josie, I've been talking to the rest of the faculty about you. We have noticed that you are very on top of things and reliable. We have been looking for someone from your major. We noticed you know many of your classmates and are very knowledgeable about the details of your major. I thought of you instantly. Would you be interested in taking a job at the field services office as a secretary?" 

1st thought: Do you have the right Josie? 2nd thought: I need to stop being so hard on myself. 3rd thought: I can't wait to dress like a secretary everyday! 

I went to the office yesterday. I decided I needed to look sharp. As soon as the employer saw me she was delighted and set up an interview for tomorrow! Zipadeedoodah. I may soon be  
a high rollin' money makin' college student secretary.

 

Skirt: H&M, $30

Kitten Heels: Walmart, $5

Blouse: Forever 21, $5

Scarf: Jerusalem, priceless.

Gloves: Forever 21, $1.50

Tights: Zellers, $5